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A woman walks into a tatoo prlor and says" I've always loved the Beatles. I want a tatoo of Paul McCartney on the inside of my left thigh and John Lennon on my right thigh." The artist says "No problem" and goes to work. After he's done she looks down and says " that's not Paul McCartney and that doesn't look anything like John Lennon, I'm not paying!". The artist goes out to the street to get a second opinion, and finds a drunk. He says "look at that, doesn't that look like Paul McCartney, and there, isn"t that the spittin' image of John Lennon?" The drunk looks kind of wild eyed and says "I don't know about that Lennon and McCartney stuff, but the guy in the middle with the beard and bad breath, that's gotta be Willie Nelson" (apologies to the ladies)
Q:How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:Wanna ride bikes!?
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