[Christien]

There's a new guy at the seminary, studying to become a priest. He's in the confessional booth with the older priest, listening to people's confessions, learning the ropes.

The first person comes in and says "forgive me father, for I have sinned. I committed aldultery". The old priest responds "say 4 Hail Marys and 6 Our Fathers and your sins will be absolved, my son." The guy thanks the priest and leaves.

The next person comes in and says "forgive me father, for I have sinned. I took the name of the Lord in vain." The priest sighs and replies "Say 5 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers and your sins will be absolved, my son." The guy says a quick prayer and leaves.

Suddenly the priest turns to his student and says "I have to go to the bathroom really badly, can you cover for for a quick minute?" The student says "But father, how do I know what to say to people?" The priest hands him a sheet and says "all the sins with the appropriate repentance are listed here. When someone tells you what sin they've committed, just consult the list." The student is apprehensive, but agrees and the old priest rushes out of the confessional booth.

Soon another person enters and says, "forgive me father, for I have sinned. I committed fellatio". The student scans the list for fellatio, but can't find it. He reads the list again more carefully, murmuring "fellatio fellatio, hmm..." but still can't find it. He says to the person, "hang one one minute, I'll be right back". He tears out of the booth and grabs the first person he sees, which happens to be a young altar boy. He grabs the kid by the shoulders and shakes him vigorously, saying "kid! kid! What does the priest give you for fellatio??"

The kid slowly looks up at the student priest with big innocent eyes and quietly replies, "chocolate bar".