LOL, Moses.
[high-pitched voice] "There are children here somewhere. I can smell them!"
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Children!
C h i l d r e n !
Get your lollipops here.
Come along my little precious ones.
Lollipops! Ice Cream! Chocolate! Ferris Wheels! Chimpanzees! . ..
Lollipops! Ice Cream! Chocolate! Video Games! . . .All free today!
Children, where are you!?
I know you're here somewhere.
I have lots of yummy Jesus-Juice for you.
Lollipops! Ice Cream! Private movie screenings in my bedroom! . .. All free today!
Lollipops! Ice Cream! Sweet Sleep-overs in my be'ed"[/high-pitched voice]
. . er, ah . . .
after the nose-job
[high-pitched voice] C h i l d r e n ! [/high-pitched voice]