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Two women are sitting on the porch when one says "Hey, here comes your husband and he's bringing you a boquet of flowers!" the other woman says "Oh jeez, you know what that means." the first woman says "No, What?" the second woman says "It means I'm going to spend the whole weekend with my legs in the air." The first woman says "What, you don't own a vase?"
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