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Two guys are sitting at the bar. One guy turns to the other and says"You look depressed, can I buy you a drink?" The second guy says "Sure, thanks. It's just that my sons 12th birthday is coming up and he was born with just a head. The little trooper has made it this far in life and he keeps such a positive attitude, I just wish there was something I could do for him." The first guy says "You're in luck. I happen to be a world renowned surgeon and I have been perfecting a technique where I take a head and attach it to a donor body. My success rate has been 90% and I'm sure your son would be an excellent candidate!" The father is so excited he rushes home from the bar and bursts thru the door and says " Son, I have a big suprise for your birthday!!!" The son looks at him and says "Geez Dad, not another f*cking hat!"
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"There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule" - Mark Twain
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