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All the John Gray BS aside, what is the point of getting married, specifically from a guy's POV? It's not the sex - you can get more and better on the open market; the cooking? Not by today's homemaker standards. What is it? C'mon, spill it: what is it that makes a guy pawn his testicles and thrown on the yoke of matrimony?

Whenever a guy says 'getting married was the best thing I ever did' or 'my wife is the most beautiful person in the world' or any of that claptrap, they say it with the same catatonic conviction of the guy wearing a blindfold, holding a copy of today's Moscow Times, with an AK-47 pressed to his temple while he says "They're treating me very well, please send the money."