[Rick V]

A young couple is taking a walk in the country when a space craft lands in front of them. The door opens and 2 aliens exit. They explain to the humans that they are intergalactic college students doing a thesis on sex with other species in the galaxy, and if they would like to participate. Well the humans agree(in the name of education) and they pair off with the respective matches and retire to the woods. The alien man and earth woman get undressed and she notices his thing is about the size of a piece of rice. She explains that for all purposes , it was useless. The alien tells the woman to pull on his left ear. She does and it grows to a foot in length but still the diameter of rice. The woman announces that that is cute but........... With this the alien points to his right ear. The woman gives it a couple of tugs and poof, just like a ballpark frank it expands. Well they finish and go back to the space craft where the alien woman and human man are waiting having already finished. The aliens thank their human hosts and return to outer space. The couple return to their walk in silence. After a while the man asks "how was the alien man"? The woman explains that he was the best she ever had and that she was more than likely ruined for anyone else. Then she asked the man how his alien was to which he replied " uh she was ok she just wouldn't leave my ears alone"