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have you had it?
I've had it. Up to here.
Tonight I'm driving over to pick up the boy and I'm on a 2 lane road, keeping up with traffic. Bozo behind me honks and is motioning at me. I am not on the phone, and I'm not leaving a huge gap in front of me. We eventually get to a stoplight/line of traffic and I look back at him like "wtf?" He continued motioning at me in an annoyed fashion. He appears to be an early 50's westside lawyer/executive type. I'm pissed. I put on the parking brake (light is still red and will be for some time...I know the intersection) and I walk back to his car. I say "what the f*ck is wrong with you? I have no place to go...what is your hurry?" He points at his windshield and with an annoyed/prissy look says, "your washers got my car wet."
Yes, I had the audacity to use my windshield washers to clean my windshield.
I looked at him kind of dumbfounded and said, "are you f*cking nuts? What the hell is wrong with you?"
I walked back to my car, the light turned green, and I went on my way.
I've had it. Up to here. I'm going to have *two* beers tonight (all I have in the fridge). People suck.
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