[M.D. Holloway]

You could get the office involved - have a group lunch, invite him, eat like pigs, have him paged our wait till he hits the head and chew/screw hime - leave him with the tab.

Have everyones voice mail and e-mails say that they are on vacation and he is accepting all the calls and e-mails.

Go to your local strip joint and pay some tramp $20 to barge into the office and make a scene about "lab test results".

Or, pay a co-ed $20 to come into the office and anounce that he is her/his long lost daddy! Works even better if they are Black, Asian or Mexican (no offense to our folks of color!)

Had a roommate in college who drank like a fish everynight. When he passed out, we would move him to various places on campus. When he woke he was always in a very strange place (on top of a vending machine, in the middle of the soccer filed or basketball court, under my car or in a tub filled with leftovers). Needlass to say, he stopped drinking afetr 5 days of this. Got the idea from a looney tunes cartoon...
I don't think this would work on him but it is a pretty cruel thing to do.