[Dottore]

I have a Nubian slave with a photographic memory. Now, these are not easy to come by so do not get your hopes up.

I say "next Tuesday" and she recites my appointments in chronological order. The anthropologists among you will know that the Nubians taught the Arabs all there was to know about mathematics, and, although I hate to brag, this girl really is a walking calculator.

We travel to the US regularly, and when we pass a gas station that says "$2.65 per gallon" - I need only ask: "what is that in Canadian dollars per litre dear" and the answer will follow in a heartbeat.

With a girl like this at your side, PDA's become an unnecessary distraction.

Find one if you can. You will not regret it.