Dislocated or seperared both shoulders playing HS football...which cascaded into minor "pop-outs" while kayaking and surfing. The worst was in practice: I was throwing a deep route and one of the linemen caught my arm in mid throw. I went down like a sack of corn, whimpering all the way.
T-boned by a Honda riding my bike to base ball practice in college...tibia and fibia had compound fractures, left foot broken in multiple places. End of fairly mediocure BB career.
I went from being a slow white guy to having my 40 yard speed clocked by a sun dial.
I still play in an over forty league, where I an among my glacier peerage.
