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one day when i was building a deck, the neighbor old lady came over with baby steps and a scoliotic spine, and dragged me back to her place. she had meticulously been removing, brick by brick, the tower supports from each end of a carport overhang at the unoccupied house next door. she explained that it shed water into her yard, and into her basement. she wanted to know if it i thought it would fall into their yard if she gave the remaining wrought iron support a WHACK.

sounded like a plan to me!!