[M.D. Holloway]

My son saw a TV segment on Monster trucks and asked if we could do that to the Porsche. I told him that if we did, Daddy would be allowed to use his computer to talk to other Porsche owners becuase they would mock us and maybe be mean to us.

His answer, "thats OK Dad, we can just roll over them if they are mean to us!".

I think the sound of a 911 crunching under the wheels would sound like crunching of the wolf spider my wife stomped on with bare feet!