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Originally posted by 84CAB
dude- thats the best looking lawn jockey I have ever seen..
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Originally posted by 928ram
Nice set of hooks; you can hang her from the garage ceiling when not in use.
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Originally posted by gassy
Just a minute......................Ok I'm back. I need a cigarette. Thanks RoninLB!
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Originally posted by RickM
Ron, Are those tow hooks? 
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Originally posted by pwd72s
My yard isn't as well decorated as Ron's.
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Originally posted by Joeaksa
, but the metal pieces DO come out Bryan. I would be happy to help that young lady get the sand out of everywhere its gone while sitting there...
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Originally posted by mattdavis11
A green. Nice RoninLB
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thanks guys for for figuring the grass is greener on the other side. The grass does lend a picturesqe setting.
btw.. some LB history.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days (Of course, we know God is never missing, but this is a story)..
Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found him resting on the seventh day. He inquires of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance. "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of the Earth, "For example, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Africa is going to be poor. The Middle East over there will be a hot spot," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered with ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land mass with an ocean as its border and said, "What's that?"
"Ah," said God, "that's Long Beach NY, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful beaches, parks, politics, beautiful women, handsome men and oh, what a climate! The people from Long Beach are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high achieving people, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance! Everyone and everything seems so totally perfect in this place you call Long Beach NY!"
God replied wisely, "Wait till I send girls looking for a weekend stay with parties!"