[gavinlit]

the flu. I recently heard that our govt is stockpiling vaccines for the possible onset of a particular strain of flu. Now that we are fighting the war on flu, as a faithful servant (oops I mean ally) I formally request the US to land troops somewhere. I know, I know that some of you will argue that a structured military force is not the best weapon with which to fight a war on flu but I feel confident that with enough bullets, bombs and media support we can win this war. Anyone who complains can be accused of 'not supporting the troops' or being 'unamerican'. If things don't work out and the danger from the flu remain undiminished we could always say you are planting democracy.

Those nasty little flu germs are spreading and multiplying across all corners of the globe. It has also been shown that some citizens within Iraq have also had the flu at stages - in collaboration with each other no less (you can use this to help your current cause). Nowhere is safe and it has been shown that with little warning a sudden epidemic may strike. Some links have been found to (insert your preferred country here, but not one with a substantial military force or industrial ties to america) - enough to justify landing an armed force. Get to it boys - the world needs you - again.