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Originally posted by gavinlit
Guess my sense of humour is a little different to those that read this. Oh well. 
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Naw, it's pretty cute. Your preamble is sufficiently within the suburbs of veracity to qualify it as an effective lampoon or parody.
The problem is your zipcode. Egocentricity completely short circuits any attempts at the delivery of information to the logic and/or humour centres of your audience that originate from external sources.
Such gambits are waved off without further indulgence, as simply being being symptomatic of blatant anti-Americanism.