[88BlueTSiQuest]

I love deadlines. I specially love the swooshing sounds they make as they fly by.


The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.


Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order,though.


In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea ...


God's final message to Creation: Sorry for the inconvenience.


There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers just exactly what the universe is for and why we are here, that it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. Then there is a theory which states that this has already happened.


The problem with designing something completley foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool.



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