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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober." --William Butler Yeats

"The pub knows a lot, almost as much as the churches." --Joyce Carey

"Wine is but a single broth, ale is meat, drink and cloth." --English proverb

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk in order to spend time with his friends." --Ernest Hemingway

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." --Henny Youngman

"Life alas, is very drear. Up with the glass, down with the beer!" --Louis Untermeyer

"Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

"If you can't have 1 by 11, have 11 by 1." --Anonymous

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" --W.C. Fields

"A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer." --Ancient Egyptian adage

"Women and drink. Too much of either can drive you to the other." -- Michael Still

"I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night." --Ancient Greek Proverb

"I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me." --W.C. Fields

"Drink triple, see double and act single." --Anonymous

People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot." -- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." --David Daye

"Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health." --Thomas Jefferson

"Life begins at 60 - 1.060, that is." --Denny Conn

"If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer." --Greg Koch, CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing

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