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Purrybonker Purrybonker is offline
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Originally posted by lendaddy
So everytime a skank gets knocked up the gubmint gives em say $50k?

And you think we're f'd up?
Well, actually the number probably works out to more like $18k ($1500/mo or thereabouts). But you have to re-establish eligibility based on earnings between leave periods.

But unlike the US apparently, in Canada our "skanks" do not have any sort of monopoly on getting "knocked up". Quite the opposite, in fact. Our "knock up per skank" ratio is much, much lower than our "knock up per woman" ratio. Perhaps you should consider some kind of "rubbers-for-skanks" program to address this issue in your situation.
Old 07-29-2005, 08:58 AM
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