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What do you hate/love about your children?
My daughter: Roberta Valeria aka Bobbie.
I hate her tattoos, especially the very public ones.
I hate the fact that she cuts her own hair and that the result is fantastic - much better than the expensive hairdressers I forced her into going too a few times.
I hate the way she treats her boyfriend who adores her, I wish he would put her over his knee and give her the spanking she merits. I wish they would settle down together as they both want to but don't face up to.
I hate the fact that can't be the model wife her lawyer boyfriend needs.
I hate the fact that she either wears no make-up or puts it on with a trowel.
I hate the ***** attitude she shows the world and hides behind, when she's nothing like that
I hate that her dress of choice is either motorcycle leathers or baggy bib overalls.
I hate the way she leaves smelly trainers and cigarette ash all over the place.
I love her independence and freedom from convention.
I love the way she freaks out relatives and neighbours with her mad, druggy, biker slut act (especially as she only seems to do it to the ones I dislike).
I love the fact that she had fun at university, got good results with minimal effort. Started a successful business but still has time to stay with me, have fun and manage her boyfriend.
I love that she spends time palying with motorcycles with her father, I just wish it was old Porsches that turned them both on.
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Last edited by Isabo; 07-31-2005 at 10:20 AM..
Old 07-31-2005, 09:49 AM
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