[M.D. Holloway]

I once drank with Paul Newman for an hour in an empty bar in Newport RI in the early 80's. I had no idea who he was and I am sure he had no clue who I was. Mostly drank beer. I always belly up tp the bar and thais old coot seemed harmless. We pushed a few down and told some dirty jokes. He told me he had to get back to a friends boat and I had to start my shift waiting tables. It was only after he left thatmy buddy behind the bar told me who he was. I thought, "ya, he did have nice eyes, but man was he short!"

That same summer I bumped square into Lee Iococa and some very very hot blonde at Scoops Ice Cream shop in Newport - when I say bumped I mean the blonde turned right into me and smered my Choco-Peanut butter ice cream in a warm waffle cone all over my chest. She just looked at me and didn't say a word. Lee grabbed her arm and lead her out acting all sorts of disgusted at me. I didn't do *****, the bimbo walked into me. Freak! And your cars suck too! (The things you wish you said...)