[M.D. Holloway]

TABS is a drug of sorts, much like the why natural alkoloids (caffiene, nicotiene, cocaine) imprint onto your synapses of your neurons, your gentic code is manipultaed and you are forever addicted.

Some say deep meditation will do the same thing, but you don't have to sit in a zen temple for 30 straight hours, just engage in a rant with TABS and the same sort of "enlightenment" will ensue.

Or, just like many failed zen monks and drug addicts, you will blow your mind out...