[MikeCT]

Not political but a good joke nonetheless.

An American spy, a French spy and a Polish spy are all caught by the Russian police. The police tell them they are all going to be killed and they can choose how they want to die. Their choices are a firing squad, being hanged, or being injected with the AIDS virus.
The American goes first and says "go ahead and shoot me you commie b@stards". So the russians shoot him. The French spy goes next and tells them "go ahead and hang me you filthy russian pigs". So they go ahead and hang him. Lastly it is the Polish spy's turn and he says "go ahead and inject me with aids you communist sons a b1tches". So they inject him with the aids virus. The polish spy starts laughing and tells them "go ahead and inject me with the virus again". So the russian police inject him again. Again the Polish spy starts laughing and says to them "HAHA you dumb b@stards I'm wearing a condom".