[techweenie]

Originally posted by WolfeMacleod
We had a problem with some pestering people that were coming around a couple times a week for months. The either never noticed my pentacle, or didn't care, untill I actually said "look, lady, wer'e not being converted, we're WICCAN!"

On a similar note, I used to be involved in acrylic fang-making for the local live-action role players. Prosthesis good enough to fool a dentist taking a agood look. I stayed the night at a friends place after a night of gaming. In the morning, the household was still in costume after a night of gaming, fangs and all. We got a knock at the door, and it turned out to be three Jehovas Witness. We invited them in for a nice chat, of course. After a few minutes, they began to notice something was a little... odd...
All the shades were down. These people are awfully pale. Is that a skull? With a candle?
What's that red stuff they're drinking? (it was dark red cool-aid)
It wasn't untill I let a big, wide yawn that thier faces lost all colour, when they realised something's not right.... The look in thier eyes was priceless as they were bolting for the door.
They left thier books and everything. They came back for them a few minutes later, but refused to come to the door. They wanted us to drop the bag out the window.

LOL.

My grandfather lived on an isolated chunk of land 'way North of town, but still the Jehovah's Witnesses would come around regularly to proselytize. He decided one day to stop it once and for all and answered the door naked. Voila: no more Jehovah's Witness visitors.