[Ronbo]

I know a guy at work who has to ask permission for everything. He's afraid to take $20 out of the ATM for lunch without asking first. Always starts a conversation with "If my wife lets me I'll...". Really pathetic. She has him on a weekly $15 allowance, which means he can only go out to lunch "with the boys" maybe twice a week if he's lucky. By the way, he's the only one working and not exactly poor, as he's bringing in about $150K per year. They take lavish vacations every year (she decides when and where) so money isn't an issue.

My wife? She's great. When I was telling her about my recent drive in a Lotus Elise she says "why didn't you buy one if you like it?"