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King Arthur:
[W]hat are you then?

French Soldier:
I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad:
What are you doing in England?

French Soldier:
Mind your own business.
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French Soldier:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.
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French Soldier:
I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Knights of the Round Table:
We're knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able,
We do routines, and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot.