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Union Brothel
Had to pass this one on:
Union construction worker in Mississippi goes to a brothel and asks whether the place is union. The madam says no, but services are just $100. He asks how the money is divided, and the madam reports that the house gets $80 and the "customer service provider" gets $20.
Chagrinned, he searches for another, more equitable brothel. Eventually he asks a madam this question and she says "Yes, this is a union shop. We observe all union rules." He asks about price and it's the standard $100. He asks how the money is divided and the madam says the house takes only $20. The worker gets $80.
"Great" he says pointing to a gorgeous blonde on the couch, "I'd like her."
"I'm sure you would" says the madam and points to a 92 year-old woman in the corner, "But Ethel here has 67 years' seniority and she's next."
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