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The New Katrina Express Debit Card: It's Everywhere You Don't Want To Be
Inflatable raft for hauling sick relative through flood-soaked streets: 19 dollars.
Pick axe for escaping flooded attic onto burning hot rooftop: 26 dollars.
Full gas tank for escaping town before hurricane arrives: 62 dollars.
Soggy diapers, stale bread looted from deserted Wal-Mart: Zero dollars.
32-inch flat screen TV from same Wal-Mart: Zero dollars.
Bottled water, food from military helicopters: Not available.
The new Katrina Express Debit Card: Don't lose your home without it.
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'03 E46 M3
'57 356A
Various VWs
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