[Moses]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around that buffet town
Till I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the crab legs and the prime rib
The maitre 'd screamed in vain

I bought a tank
Held a demigod’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I watched with glee
While your R gruppe registry
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Tabdula
’cause I’m in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name