[djmcmath]

"I cannot buy this _tobacconist_, it is scratched."

Or perhaps, "But what if he's got a sharp stick?!"


Some friends and I used ANFSCD for a drinking game the other weekend. Anytime someone died or said something utterly silly, you had to drink. We didn't survive to the lumberjack song. Sadly, Monty Python makes a lot less sense when you're drunk.