While we're on the offensive,
Quick joke:
Q: How many people with A.D.D (Attention deficit disorder) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Let's ride bikes!
-Z-man.
PS: If someone can come up with a joke that stars with: "There was a Mexican, a Muslim Terrorist, and a person with A.D.D. crossing the border in the dessert..." the above joke would fit here better.