[jorian]

A couple of years ago he wanted to whack one of the Teletubbies. I guess a head of state is just a natural progression.

Robertson says Chavez is the biggest threat to the US right now. Don't tell W. He's too busy still trying to smoke out Osama.

As a Canadian I find it ironic that the FDA can track down beef from a grocery store and trace it's lineage to a small farm in a small town AND identify the mother of the calf that "started" mad cow. Try to find a 6 foot plus Arab connected to a dialysis machine shuttling between caves however, and this proves to be too much. Not sure why people watch the soaps - real life is way more interesting.