Tabs is only very mildly offensive compared to the some around here. I actually find his offensiveness to be rather cute in an annoying little brother sort of way. Plus he's intelligent and writes stuff that is worth reading unlike the other offensive folks around here. I think he'd have to do something way over the top to earn our hatred. How about if he does his best at the buffet followed by a couple fifths of his favorite alchohol, and then projectile vomiting all over Katrina refugees as they are running from Rita?
Umm. Actually that's not offensive enough. I would pay to see that.
