[Mulhollanddose]

Originally posted by slakjaw
I got a rooster that wanders my neighborhood.

That rooster would kick the crap out of any human wether he was dressed like a hawk or a chicken. Small pecker or large, dont matter to him. The talons on his legs are huge like maybe a little over an inch. they look very sharp too. I feed him corn from time to time. Then he wakes me up early. its a great arrangement. One of these days When I no longer want to awoken at 6:00 ayem, I will kill and eat him.

lol....that was funny