Thanks for all the info. I'll be doing the sprinklers and then lawn in a couple weeks when the big crunch here at work ends.
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Originally posted by targa911S
Sod...and the green side goes UP.
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That reminds me of a joke from years ago.
A woman is getting a few rooms in her house painted. She's taking the painter through the house. They step into the first room to be painted, and she tells him, "I'd like this room painted yellow."
The painter writes something down in a notepad, and then walks over to the window, opens it up, sticks his head out, and yells, "Green side up!"
The woman is perplexed, but doesn't say anything, the painter smiles at her, and they move on to the next room. The woman shows the painter to the next room where she says, "This is my daughters room, and she wants it painted pink."
The painter again writes in his notepad, and again walks over to the window, opens it up, sticks his head out, and yells, "Green side up!"
The woman is thinking this guy is REALLY weird, but again doesn't say anything, and they move on to the third room. She tells him, "I'd like this room painted blue."
The painter again writes in his notepad, and again walks over to the window, opens it up, sticks his head out, and yells, "Green side up!"
So the woman asks the painter, "I'm curious, why do you keep yelling 'green side up'? What does green have to do with yellow or pink or blue?"
The painter replies, "Nothing, but I have a crew of blondes across the street laying sod."