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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. Within days of being discharged from the hospital, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes passed before another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another fifteen minutes, they asked again and again the mother said no. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"When it cries," she told them.

"When it cries? Why do we have to wait until it cries?"

"Because," said the old mother, "because I forgot where I put it..."