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Originally posted by cantdrv55
I take it you've never been to the Philippines 
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How's this call from a nurse at 3 AM. (Repeated
hundreds of times over the years.)
Nurse: Payshun habeen peebur.
Me: Excuse me?
Nurse: Dok
torr! Payshun habeen peebur one-o-one poin sebbun!
Me: Oh! The patient has a fever?
Nurse: Yes dok
torr!. Peebur.
Me: Which patient?
Nurse: Sebben-too-sebben.
Me: Yes, room 727. What is the patients name?
Nurse: Sebben-too-sebben. (Click! dialtone...)