[MikeCT]

A panda walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter walks over to tell the panda he'll be with him in a moment. The panda starts to complain about the service after the waiter walks away. The waiter comes back and gives the panda a menu and gets a drink. The panda starts complaining again about the slow service. The waiter comes back to take the panda's order. The panda thinks the food is taking to long so he complains louder this time so others can hear. The waiter doing the best he can rushes the food out to the panda. After the panda finishes the meal the waiter brings the check over. The panda looks at the check then stands up and shoots the waiter. As the panda is walking out one of the other patrons says "you can't do that", to which the panda replies " Oh yeah? look me up in a dictionary" When the police arrive and talk to witnesses the same patron explains the exchange they had. The officer goes to get a dictionary and looks up Panda. It reads "Panda: eats shoots and leaves"

Kinda butchered it but oh well.