[David]

A college professor noticed a cute coed in front row was eyeing him so he stopped her after class and asked if she wanted to go out. She said sure.

He picked her up at her apartment in his Porsche. As he left the apartment he peeled out. He took her to dinner and peeled out leaving every light and slid around every corner. From dinner to the movies, he drove the same way. As he pulled up to her apartment, the coed said, “Gee I be you’re hard on tires”

He smiled and looked at her and said, “Bet it doesn’t”