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Yeah thanks. Now everybody is calmed down and primed for this joke:
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for
a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and talk smart
with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to
like me and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.
You're a United States senator from New York. Act like it!
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A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years.
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