[RoninLB]

I got a good one.

I live across the street from two female screwballs in their 60's. One has been a flake since i was a little kid and her older sister was just wild. The flake starts her booze before bed time so when she smacks the neighbor's cars in the mornings she's just hung over. Then she makes up her story denying the whole thing. She'll call the witness a lair and then leave in an angry huff. Other stories are on the same plane. I've been watching this act for decades. The other one is mostly ok. But screwball is really the proverbial screwball.

So she gets on a kick 2yrs ago that I was inhumane to animals because I let my cats out in the winter. I've been doing it for over 50yrs. Then she starts feeding them and brings one inside her house at night because he's so "cute". After me complaining about her bs she goes to the Animal Rights group and complains about the winter outdoor cats. When she was told that what I'm doing is ok she dreams up a new plan. She overtly tells me she went to Animal Rights and there is nothing they or the PD can do. Then she tells me she is going to steal the "cute" cat and give it to her girlfriend. I tell all to the locals and a local PD friend. Sure as -hit my cat is missing in two weeks. WTF.

Because this is one of those towns where generations stay I go see her older cousin. This cousin was best friends with my father since post WW2. I tell him the story and get the response I figured on. I know all about the "what can anyone do?".
Anyway since the meet everything ok so the cousin must have straightened her out again.. or is it again, and again, etc.

btw.. the cat was a $300 Russian Blue