Well, a few years back, coming home from a Porsche Club Race in a caravan, one of the guys had a flat on his trailer, since I was just ahead, I pulled into the next rest stop. While waiting for them to get the tire changed a mile down the road, I was watching what was going on around me (this was GA and I had a Porsche race car on the trailer) a ugly chick walks up and knocks on the window of my SUV (yes, those of us who do track events drive big trucks & SUVs as track support vehicles) and ask if I need a date

I tell her my friends are only a few minutes back and I'm heading out as soon as they call, so
No thank you . I am now watching everything around me very closely, she goes truck to truck until I see here climb into an 18 wheeler. I tell my buddies that the really owe me for putting me through that when we stop for dinner