[Superman]

I remember years ago when I found out (and he found out about the same time) that the girl I was boning was also boning this other guy. Lester was his name. So I did the only logical thing. I invited him to go hunting with me. We had a good time. Got the Land Cruiser stuck. Had beers and whiskey. It's a guy thing, for those of you who don't understand.

Don't know what happened to the girl, but she'd boink anywhere. Parking lots, picnic tables, anywhere.