[KevinP73]

10. You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't scare the kids when they hear you moan and groan.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. She isn't offended when you think she's someone else.
5. Forty years from now you can still have candy.
4. If you don't get what you want you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired you can wait ten minutes and go again.
2. You are not expected to know the name of the person who just gave you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood in one night.