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Why are wedding dresses white?
To match the kitchen appliances!
What's the defintion of a wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
What does WIFE stand for?
Washing, ironing, f*cing, etc
So, have I earned my Republican Merit Badge yet?
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had."
'03 E46 M3
'57 356A
Various VWs
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