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Ahhhh I have a question....what is WORK, and how do you do it? Is it hard?

Mother came over the other day fit to be tied, of course she was well lubricated with a couple of Vodka Tonics under her belt...Her opening was 'HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" throwing my latest financial statements into my face. I stuttered, "Ahhhh No....you know very well that you take care of it for me." She nearly became unhinged as she said, "Well Buddy Boy your headed for financial ruin, the way you go through money you'd think your Farouk or something." I meekly managed, "BROKE???" Smiling she said, "YEP, Broke with a capital B you miserable fk.." Then she dropped it on me, she suggested that I get a job and go to work like everybody else... "But Mother I am not like everybody else," I said pleadingly..."Isn't there something you can do to fix it?" She said, "I can't do miracles, go to WORK." I am stunned at the utter depravity of the suggestion. ME go to work like anyother schmuck...pbbbt give me a break.