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Hi Folks,
I am selling belly button lint to raise extra money for gas. This lint is the product of an all natural process. Please do not compare it to the inferior factory produced lint from China.
I am offering for your consideration the following:
Plain cotton: Sourced from cotton T-shirts, this versitile lint is great for birds nest's, hair on diorama figurines or even low impact spit balls. Available in Classic White or Faded Black
Order # 1047-W (white) or 1047-B (black) $2.00 per ball
Egyptian cotton: This lint comes from my cotton dress shirts. Egyption cotton is a long staple cotton that makes an excellent and durable lint. Some people say it is softer but I'll let you decide. When you need the coolness of cotton with a smooth finish this is the lint to get. Quanties are limited as I rarely wear dress shirts. Available in Bright White or Cool Blue.
Order # 1048-W (white) or 1048-BL (blue) $4.00 per ball
Tussah Silk: This lint comes from one of my sweaters. Tussah silk comes from (the butt of) wild silk worms. This lint is even softer than Eqyption cotton. Treat yourself to a little luxury from the Orient!
Available in only one color, Copper Red. See picture below. Special order only (I don't stock this).
Order # 1049-R $5.60 per ball
Marino Wool: This lint comes from my Smart Wool socks. OK, it isn't actually
belly button lint but worth considering if you're on a budget. I have quite a bit of this on hand as I discovered too late that children will always take the candy over the lint balls on Halloween.
Available in blueish grey.
Order # 1050-BL $1.00 per ball
Please PM for ordering and payment details.
thanks!
Chris Bennet "Putting the Poor in Porsche since 1991"
(NOTE: This post fulfills a certain um, obligation. Something like loosing a bet or paying a ransom - only different. I can't tell you why. I didn't ask you why you were going around with underwear on your head that time so please cut me some slack on this. 
Thank you for your patience in this matter.)