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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern
Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at
you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you
are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before
he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer
the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind of message does this send to society and
to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing
me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
day and make this happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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