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A teenage kid goes into the confessional and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I had sex with a loose woman." The priest says "Was it Daniella Moretti?" The boy replies "I can't tell you her name Father". The priest asks "Was it Patty Buffalino?" the boy replies "Father I want to show her respect, I'm not going to disclose her name." The priest is starting to get angry"You have to tell me her name or I'm going to suspend you from Church, was it Maria Pincetti?" The boy says "Father I won't say who it was, I don't want to disgrace her." Fine!" says the priest "your forbidden to attend Church for the next 5 months!" The Boy walks outside and meets up with his friend. "What happened?" asks the friend. "Well" the boy replies, "I got 5 months vacation from Church and 3 good leads!"
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"There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule" - Mark Twain
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