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Originally posted by kach22i
1. What are these "hidden bases" you speak of? ...
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Call 1-800-duh for the answer.
We have lots of bases
in lots of places
but something you will have to face
is they would not be a "secret base."
if we told you their location/place
As strange as it might seem to you
terrorists have Internet access too
And even if the enemy did not read this BBS
It would be on the front page of the liberal press
Teddy would be quoted "its a quagmire"
"Its all Bush's fault...because he is such a liar"
It would cause more troops to die in the war
and the liberals would celebrate "2000 more"
And probably hold a protest or parade
And complain "what a mess, Bush and Cheney have made"
Clearly the only reason to have a secret base
Is to torture the innocent..oh such a disgrace!
Clearly the war was just about oil, nothing more
A mistake! Venezuela and Canada are right next door
The war was not about WMD or freeing innocent people
According to the press and the liberal sheeple
So go to the polls for a massive liberal vote
And our newly elected leaders can send Bin laden a note
Tell him we are sorry, what were we thinking?
having freedom of religion..naked women and drinking
Perhaps if we implement a little Shira law
Our relations with terrorists will immediately thaw
The world may call us spineless and yellow
But we could be good friends to that Bin laden fellow
We could give them nuclear technology
like Clinton did the Chinese
but they really wouldn't use it....
they would only tease